Warriors

My sister Lisa and I signed up for the Arizona Warrior Dash today.

The Warrior Dash is a crazy 5k course with obstacles thrown in for good measure. For example, while you're trying to complete a run of 3+ miles, you must also jump over fire, climb over giant hay bales, scramble under barbed wire through a giant mud bog, and crawl through dark tunnels. We happily paid $50 for this experience.

Yep, $50.

And get this; one of the Rules & Guidelines states that "Urinating or defecating on or anywhere near the course is strictly prohibited". That should give you an indication of the types of idiots participants this event typically gets.

But hey, we do get a t-shirt, a warrior helmet and a free beer at the end of the day.

And I've been wanting a warrior helmet my entire life.